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Livonia’s Glenn Moon: Even Jesus can’t help but to Facepalm


Vermin Supreme giving an interview during the 2008 primaries

Vermin Supreme giving an interview during the 2008 primaries

I can’t believe this went so long without me noticing it. Being involved in politics for as long as I have, I’ve seen some really screwball candidates. But at long last, I think I may have found a candidate who is even more absurd than the infamous Vermin Supreme.

Now, to Mr. Supreme’s credit, he can form coherent sentences in the manner in which the average Joe would say such things…he just says stuff that we would never say. But hey, he was running for president of the United States (and one of the few people I’ve ever met who was also a fan of Imperial Emperor Norton I). Livonia City Council Candidate Glenn Moon on the other hand, not only says things that no mentally competent person would ever say, but he says them in a manner in which prepositions are completely optional and has invented his own nomenclature.
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A bomb at work? Oh the folly!


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Just when I think life can’t get any weirder, on Tuesday a cop comes and knocks on the door at work. I was politely, but bluntly told that someone had reported a suspicious package outside of the office (which is a Credit Union building), and that as such I must evacuate immediately. Without much fuss I headed outside with the rest of the flock as per instruction to see what was up.

The police were on their radios trying to get it all worked out.

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From one of the other building employees, I find out that the package that has caused all the ruckus is located right in front of a building, under a tree. So I scope it out.
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What do video game store employees do for fun?


This is some video I shot in late 2006 at Game Crazy, this is what is done to the merchandise when people aren’t looking. Watch the video, then read all about it below.

I don’t remember who started the whole thing, but I believe it started with this little soccer ball that came either as a promo for Fifa07 or Mario Strikers or something like that. Then it evolved into this game where you would stand back, bounce the ball off the floor and see what you can hit off the shelf. How many points you get would be equal to the value of the game you hit, if you got the price tag, if you knocked down multiple copies, and it depended on if you just hit the game, knocked it on the shelf, or knocked it on the floor. There were multiple times where this happened, but this is the only time I was there with my camera to record it all. I edited out all the crap and just got the highlights of it all.

The store was still open for business, for the first half of the video where I’m not playing you can see I’m hiding behind some demo units. My camera bag was nestled in between them and it we saw a customer coming in I would put my camera back in the bag quickly and someone would grab the ball. In a couple of rounds you can see people checking over into Hollywood Video or looking outside to make sure that there are no customers  were coming. There were a few close calls but nothing ever came of it.Most of those PS2 games got a good beating out of it, and it was a substantial amount of fun.

Of course there were security cameras but the video is only in the system for a certain amount of time, and even so, they are only reviewed by the manager if there is substantial reason to review them (like they think someone is stealing or something). The district manager may also check the tapes, but that hardly ever happens regardless.  All the people who partook in this event no longer work there, which is why it’s been sitting on my computer for all this time.The last person in the video who worked there finally quit last week, so it’s all good (another one quit a while ago another was fired for another reason).

So if you’re wondering why you get a game that is rattling from a video game store, there may be a good reason for it.

Enjoy.

Props to Clovis Bowman for some input as to what I should do with the video, he is the only one besides me to see it before it went online. 

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